Thank you for the emails of concern over Friday’s missed ottawan. We didn’t mean to worry anyone.
No, the ottawan company car, such as it is, was involved in an accident on Thursday and Friday was spent at the collision reporting centre in Kanata and myriad phone calls with insurance. The situation just took up the entire day.
No one involved was hurt, by the way.
Before we told Darren’s mom what happened, however, she had come up with her own theory: she assumed that we had stayed up too late watching The Gentlemen on Netflix the night before. This is true, but that's not why we skipped an edition.
Thank you readers, for your understanding.
– Martha and Darren